Description
A little dark humor, printed loud and clear: “SHORT SHRIVELED AND TO THE LEFT.” This black graphic tee is made for the unapologetically cheeky, the quick-witted, and anyone who prefers their wardrobe with a knowing smirk. Its clean white lettering keeps the joke sharp, while the classic crew-neck silhouette makes it easy to wear with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket. Lightweight enough for everyday wear, it brings a playful edge to casual outings, bachelor parties, birthdays, and nights out with friends. Made from smooth, durable ring-spun cotton with a comfortable classic fit, it is built to keep its shape while staying easy to wear. The seamless tubular construction creates a cleaner look, reinforced shoulder taping helps prevent stretching, and the ribbed collar adds lasting structure. Printed details use DTG and DTF methods for crisp decoration, with a tear-away label for a more comfortable feel.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric; heather colors use cotton-polyester blends.
– Classic fit with a crew neckline and seamless tubular construction for a clean, comfortable silhouette.
– Ribbed collar helps retain its shape, while shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape helps prevent stretching.
– Smooth, durable fabric designed for printing, with DTG and DTF printing used for selected graphics and labels.
– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton; includes a tear-away label.
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

















































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